Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is coming. You drink it, you get a combination of type 1 and type 2 diabetes. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
(@) roses are red... ) violets are bluee ()(() please give me a mountain dew! ) — Bbreezy Copy Share Image
Mountain Dew was my favorite drink through college; it kept me up studying for a lot of tests. — Chuck Liddell Copy Share Image
I have been drinking Mountain Dew since law school, it will get you revved up like an engine. — Phaedra Parks Copy Share Image
I'm a spokesperson for Mountain Dew, so after I finish this, I am going to New York to shoot the first commercial,… — Roselyn Sanchez Copy Share Image
Don't hate me because, u ain't ME, I'm doing ME, You do you... while I'll sit back and relax sipping my mountain… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
My first commercial ever was a Dr. Pepper commercial. And then I did a Mountain Dew commercial. A lot of soft drinks. — Milo Ventimiglia Copy Share Image
I mean that's one of the reasons why I partnered with Mountain Dew because they don't focus on us as athletes, but… — A'ja Wilson Copy Share Image
Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
THIS IS FOR YOU TASIA I am not the type of guy who would call you at 3am and say I Love… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
“Geeks like to make things. Indeed, the drive to create is an intrinsic geeky quality (right up there with loving genre fiction… — Ken Denmead Copy Share Image
The two circled around the back of the house, making sure that nobody saw them. Once inside, they found Patrick right where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Here’s what I’ve got, the reasons why our marriage might work: Because you wear pink but write poems about bullets and gravestones.… — Matthew Olzmann Copy Share Image
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor. It’s with all the Girly… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Angua picked out the bottle and looked at the label. "C.M.O.T. Dibbler's Genuine Authentic Soggy Mountain Dew," she read. "He's going to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Jolt is for Windows programmers. It's typical IBM PC: it goes in brown and comes out yellow. Mountain Dew is for Macintosh… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
“I once bought my producer a case of Mountain Dew, his favorite soda, as a thank you for all he'd done for… — John Bennardo Copy Share Image
Amazingly, we’ve become a culture that considers Twinkies, Cocoa Puffs, and Mountain Dew safe, but raw milk and compost-grown tomatoes unsafe. — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
“Give me a bottle of Mountain Dew, an MP3 player hammering out something by VNV Nation, and a crate of Pringles: that’s… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
“Meetings with Cook could be terrifying. He exuded a Zenlike calm and didn’t waste words. “Talk about your numbers. Put your spreadsheet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I knew how she smelled, and I knew how she acted in front of me, and I knew how she acted in… — John Green Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO STUPID... Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
