If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
Life: One thing led to another, and before we knew it, we were dead. — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the… — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
Anyway, the title The War of the Insect Gods came before we had that ending, before we knew they had become gods. That we… — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat. — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
I don’t think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen’s head to… — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
I try to attack all races and creeds, except the Irish. Clearly they are closest to the angels and don't deserve abuse. But the… — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
It began as this desire to do this science fiction movie about perhaps one of the last insects left that nobody's done anything on,… — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
“TEACHER Let us begin. Repeat after me. I would like -- STUDENT I wud like -- TEACHER To feed your fingertips -- STUDENT To… — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
One of my problems is I am getting so mature that I have to pick up a TV and toss it through the coffee… — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
It's an end of the world I guess. I guess you'd currently call it disaster movie. But really they weren't disaster movies. They were… — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside. — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
Surely there must be a better gift God could have given us than life? — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
“TEACHER Next. I am afraid -- STUDENT I em afred -- TEACHER We are out -- STUDENT Wee are out -- TEACHER Of badgers.… — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
