Anyone who's ever had the misfortune of seeing me interact with house pets knows I have a wickedly strong paternal instinct bordering on the maternal. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
Homosexuality is genetically hardwired but race and gender are only ideas. OK. Just trying to keep up. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
To think that humans evolved from lower species BUT the evolutionary process somehow came to a halt and we all arrived at the finish… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
Hatespeak is usually more honest than lovespeak, and it's always better than doublespeak. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
What you accomplish in life is limited only by your imagination and the fear of reprisal. Life is too fleeting and unrewarding to have… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I could have completely lost my mind or became a junkie or abandoned all sense and judgment and committed some rash, stupid act that… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
the fact that they stole their whole shtick from Woody Guthrie and the coal-mining bards. While the alternative nation meows about personal fashion angst,… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
Though your major media kept smacking me upside the head with the word "multicultural," you goddamned Australians are the most racist bunch of people… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
A primary flaw in my psychology is that I'll give people a hundred yards' worth of rope with which to hang themselves, but once… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I don't regret any of my transgressions, because I believe I paid for them a million times over. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
