I'm still an obsessive personality, and I still think I'm right, and I still believe my literary balls hang far lower than… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I don't think fatherhood's changed me so much as it's conjured protective instincts I've had all along. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
To think that humans evolved from lower species BUT the evolutionary process somehow came to a halt and we all arrived at… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
A lot of people expend great time and effort explaining why they don't like me, but none of them ever try to… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I think that 99% of the snipers who take shots at me from electronic foxholes also realize they could never withstand the… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
In a perverse way, it's very patriarchal to think that women can't be malicious or violent. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I never want to think or write about the topic again when I'm finished with it. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I don't think it's entirely paranoid to suspect that one day, you won't be able to so much as question the primary… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I think that any time a person comes face-to-face with their own mortality - close enough to Death that they can smell… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
Homosexuality is genetically hardwired but race and gender are only ideas. OK. Just trying to keep up. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
To think that humans evolved from lower species BUT the evolutionary process somehow came to a halt and we all arrived at the finish… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
Hatespeak is usually more honest than lovespeak, and it's always better than doublespeak. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
What you accomplish in life is limited only by your imagination and the fear of reprisal. Life is too fleeting and unrewarding to have… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I could have completely lost my mind or became a junkie or abandoned all sense and judgment and committed some rash, stupid act that… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
the fact that they stole their whole shtick from Woody Guthrie and the coal-mining bards. While the alternative nation meows about personal fashion angst,… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
Though your major media kept smacking me upside the head with the word "multicultural," you goddamned Australians are the most racist bunch of people… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
A primary flaw in my psychology is that I'll give people a hundred yards' worth of rope with which to hang themselves, but once… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I don't regret any of my transgressions, because I believe I paid for them a million times over. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
