[T]hese last few days where I've moped around damn near depressed for real, because of people who do not exist. Not really.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When I was 17 me and my friend had mopeds. We used to play a game where we would close our eyes… — Jason Flemyng Copy Share Image
Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. Howie Mandel will be playing his sidekick,… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
Oh my God, this can't be happening!" I cried. "What?" "Mopeds? Those are the wheels Pete gives us? I knew he was… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
I could probably live in Bali the rest of my life and completely live in the sticks and have a f -… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
“I don't think my moped could outrun a cheetah." "Hun," Claire says. "There are more important things you need to outrun, and… — Jonathan Messinger Copy Share Image
My father was a sailor and our summer vacations were always on a sailboat. I had a little boat before I had… — Ernesto Bertarelli Copy Share Image
Were it not for the amusement of our books, we should be moped to death for want of occupation. It rains incessantly.… — Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne Copy Share Image