Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
There was a period of time when I thought I had to be Alice Cooper all the time. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Don't always know what I am talking about, feels like I'm living in the middle of doubt. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
That's like making fun of a maniac because his brain isn't completely right, because he isn't in the norm. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both.… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding your own… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal? — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
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