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We have actually experienced in recent months a dramatic demonstration of an unprecedented intelligence failure, perhaps the most significant intelligence failure in… — Zbigniew Brzezinski Copy Share Image
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Until 1914 I loved to travel; I often went to Italy and once spent a few months in India. Since then I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always it is thus with my new students, and especially with the human ones; the mind is the last muscle they train… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
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The president of the University said that night, congratulations to you the students, you've won a great victory, now the war will… — Bill Ayers Copy Share Image
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You see, with [designing]weapons, it is like a woman who bears children. For months she carries her baby and thinks about it.… — Mikhail Kalashnikov Copy Share Image
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We need to make it clear that we will withdraw from Iraq within 6 to 9 months - so that the Iraqis… — John Olver Copy Share Image
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A lot of my reading over the next few months will be the works of Hans Christian Andersen - I have been… — Roger Moore Copy Share Image
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