Monkeys Quotes · Page 12

I looked into studying psychoanalysis, wrote to the governing body and was about to start the year where they psychoanalyse you, four…

— Nina Conti

Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show.

— Terry McMillan

Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a…

— Stephen Colbert

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.

— Eddie Izzard

I think it is very important to conserve and protect the natural world. I’ve just come back from Costa Rica and they…

— Colin Morgan

Yeah, dolphins and monkeys basically could play chess together. Those are brilliant animals.

— Perry DeAngelis

Civilization today reminds me of an ape with a blowtorch playing in a room full of dynamite. It looks like the monkeys…

— Vance Havner

He said that people who loved [animals] to excess were capable of the worst cruelties toward human beings. He said that dogs…

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program.

— Linus Torvalds

Wearing a monkey suit really lets you know where you stand as an actor.

— Kelly Stables

It's kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back!

— Stefan Cherneski

Watch them clamber, these swift monkeys! They clamber over one another and thus drag one another into the mud and the depth.…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

I have cats, dogs, monkeys and ducks at home - it's like a mini zoo.

— Vaani Kapoor

I find, however, it's a much more freeing way to live. It certainly beats walking around with the "Don't you know who…

— Patrick Fabian

Even monkeys fall out of trees.

— J. F. Lawton

As a drumset player I look outside the typical canon of drums - jazz and rock. When I hear something like the…

— Glenn Kotche

Some in management positions operate as if they are in a tree of monkeys. They make sure that everyone at the top…

— Simon Sinek

I am sure the man who powders most, perfumes most, embroiders most, and talks most nonsense, is most admired. Though to be…

— Thomas Jefferson

Great people will always be mocked by those who feel smaller than them. However, a lion does not flinch at laughter coming…

— Suzy Kassem

Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the…

— Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic…

— Nick Hornby

And you, my best friend on earth, my soul sister who shares Chunky Monkey scoops and beefcake e-mails at the drop of…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

My stepfather used to be a clown in The Shrine Circus. He took me backstage when I was 23. I saw three…

— Gary Yourofsky

Green Day is politically brain-dead but I love the little monkeys.

— Ted Nugent

And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey.

— Russell Banks