I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head,… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
Artists are not your art monkeys. They are your collaborators. They should be given all due consideration to follow their journey. — Brian Michael Bendis Copy Share Image
Am I the only person who hopes that David Beckham has sex with Brad Pitt? I don't know who's in charge of… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Probably the difference between man and the monkeys is that the monkeys are merely bored, while man has boredom plus imagination. — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
What were you thinking? You just met him. (Selena) I know. It’s so not like me, but I couldn’t help myself. It… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My first attempts to transmit typhus to laboratory animals, including the smaller species of monkeys, had failed, as had those of my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of… — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
Dining out is a vice, a dissipation of spirit punished by remorse. We eat, drink, and talk a little too much, abuse… — Cyril Connolly Copy Share Image
A past President, bullied and sandbagged by a monkey posing as a newscaster, finally lashed back....The nation's marketplace of ideas is being… — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image
Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together. — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
Thank God I never hooked on anything. I never had a monkey on my back. I just wanted to self-medicate, to numb… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
You can look at a monkey and see that there is more than a five percent difference in DNA. — Bob Enyart Copy Share Image
Rhesus monkeys as well as human adults and older children living in a remote Amazon village have been given comparison and addition… — Elizabeth Spelke Copy Share Image
The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest… — P. T. Barnum Copy Share Image
Moreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Some tribes [of monkeys] have taken to washing potatoes in the river before eating them, others have not. Sometimes migrating groups of… — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is… — Janusz Korwin-Mikke Copy Share Image
That's the thing about this game -- you get a little monkey on your back. You go 0-for-3, you go 0-for-6, pretty… — Mike Candrea Copy Share Image
Monkey Beach is a moody, powerful novel full of memorable characters. Reading it was like entering a pool of emerald water to… — Anita Rau Badami Copy Share Image
It can be argued that man's instinct to gamble is the only reason he is still not a monkey up in the… — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image