In the end, girls really just want one thing from guys, all of our money. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just want to be rich enough to where I can wipe my ass with toilet paper. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Money doesn't buy happiness? Um, Scrooge McDuck wasn't bathing in toasters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dudes need to stop saying 'Money over bitches' when they get neither. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
All the money in the world wouldn't make me happy because all of my poor loser friends would be asking to borrow… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hitman: The one who kills people for money. Hitwoman: The one who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One thing nice about being dead is that you immediately become eligible to appear on stamps and money. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't spend too much time on the bed, only prostitutes can make money there..So wake up! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If A Girl Is Shopping She Is Trendy If A Boy Is Shopping He Is Wasting Money — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies don't ask for much. They just want shoes, diamonds, less work, free money & a perfect man. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Money cant buy Happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
