“A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Wealth is relative. Some people aren’t really rich; they just have poor neighbors.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There really is no correlation between age and one’s bank balance. I’ve met wealthy boys and broke men.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Rich men use most of their money to get richer. Poor men use most of their money to look richer.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Because of the power that we have given money: The government would rather have taxpayers who do not vote, than voters who… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Before civilization, artists painted for the living. Today, most paint for a living.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Those who say that money can’t buy one love make it sound as if love can buy one money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Paying or having paid for something often makes it seem necessary; or better, more important, or more useful than it is.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Nothing humbles a rich man better than a poor man that isn’t willing to do ‘anything’ for money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
