“A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Using money in one’s attempt to put an end to poverty is like using a border in one’s attempt to put an… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Customer service* is seldom about the customer; it is usually about the seller’s chances of making more money from that customer in… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Success is subjective. Your dream bank balance could be someone else’s nightmare.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a ‘righteous’… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Lobola (“bride price”) is a retired broke father’s last hope to paying off his debts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One of the main differences between a slave and an employee is that the employee sold themselves.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The height of a man’s wall or fence is usually a reflection of the depth or shallowness of his neighbours’ pockets.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Having the money to buy something, or pay someone, often robs us of an opportunity to be creative.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One of the main downsides of not being poor or broke is that you are quick to replace even what can be… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their holidays: the rich’s kids travel the world; the poor’s kids roam around their grandparents’ yard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
