“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To become richer, earn more. To appear richer, move into a poorer neighborhood.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Before civilization, artists painted for the living. Today, most paint for a living.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There really is no correlation between age and one’s bank balance. I’ve met wealthy boys and broke men.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Behind every rich employer, there is a not-so rich employee.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In a materialistic society, man is likely to value the opinion of a rich man over that of a poor one; even… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Success is subjective. Your dream bank balance could be someone else’s nightmare.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One of the main downsides of not being poor or broke is that you are quick to replace even what can be… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image