When I was 9 or 10, I had a ten-cent business: I would walk your dog for a dime, go to the store for a dime, empty your garbage for a dime - and then I could use the money… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
“So if you've had a good time tonight, or if you've had a good time any night, for gosh sake's why not drop a… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen,… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn't… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
“I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. And then I realized I was somebody.” — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
