On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned. — Christiaan Barnard Copy Share Image
It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Tomorrow’s Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it’s Monday, and I don’t eat breakfast.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You stand better chance if you start well enough. Monday is the day that lets you prove it. — Biman Gandhi Copy Share Image
I have my kids every Friday through Monday, and I don't leave them the whole time I have them. — Travis Barker Copy Share Image
Watching all the football over the weekend - and having to wait until Monday night to play - gets you ready, gets… — Harry Kane Copy Share Image
“Marry on Monday for health, Tuesday for wealth, Wednesday the best day of all, Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, and Saturday… — Folk Rhyme Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, it's important to know what really matters most in life...your sanity, your health, your family, and… — Les Brown Copy Share Image
I'm the smartest at 8 A.M. I wake up at 6, drink three cups of Awake Tazo Tea and read five newspapers.… — John Waters Copy Share Image
The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too. — Donna Shalala Copy Share Image
I moved into a nice houseboat in Little Venice when I was 15 years old. I found a girlfriend called Monday and… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
If you do not worship God seven days a week, you do not worship Him on one day a week. There is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rather than put ourselves down continually, we must work hard to concentrate on our positives, focusing on that which makes us unique… — Douglas Kelley Copy Share Image
Your ancestors fought for you to have a share in that institution over there. It's yours. See the school board, and every… — Mother Jones Copy Share Image
“It‘s a curious fact, because Friday is a day of work and Sunday is a day for pleasure, so you would expect… — Tali Sharot Copy Share Image
Both described at the same time how it was always March there and always Monday, and then they understood that José Arcadio… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
FlashForward' was on the outs when I was approached with 'Happy Endings.' I literally got the script on a Friday, and on… — Zachary Knighton Copy Share Image
Million Dollar Truth : If Saturday And Sunday Don't Excite You, then change your Friends. If Monday doesn't Motivate you, then change… — Aditya Shah Copy Share Image
But for me there is neither Monday nor Sunday: there are days which pass in disorder, and then, sudden lightning like this… — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
A lot of athletes or fighters put so much into one tournament or competition or fight and they perform well and win… — Marlon Vera Copy Share Image
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
There are a lot more TV sets in use on Monday night than on Sunday afternoon. — Pete Rozelle Copy Share Image
“Monday is for people with a mission. Those who favor vacations, not weekends.” — Cristina Imre Copy Share Image
I grew up watching 'Monday Night Football' games, just dreamed about being out there. — Justin Herbert Copy Share Image
Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. — Richard Nelson Bolles Copy Share Image
Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's just been a long week, that's all." "It's monday night, Jess." "My point exactly. — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
I think hell is something you carry around with you, not somewhere you go. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I can't wait to spend Monday doing nothing on a beach instead of doing nothing at work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mindful Monday Humans, May your coffee kick in before reality does.” — Napz Cherub Pellazo Copy Share Image
On Mondays weh di real vibez a bring. Every dancer go deh fi go test dem new ting. — Elephant Man Copy Share Image
