Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't hold a candle to the masochism fix I get from coming to work every Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday. The black sheep of the weekdays. The middle finger of the workweek. The weekend-is-over bitchslap. — Laura S Copy Share Image
My God... What are the headlines going to be like on Monday if the Yankees don't make the playoffs? — Wade Boggs Copy Share Image
Leaders who have integrity possess one of the most respected virtues in all of life. — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
Before the first year, nobody gave it a chance. Now, 36 years later, everybody knows Monday Night Football. — Frank Gifford Copy Share Image
If you care about what you do and work hard at it, there isn't anything you can't do if you want to. — Jim Henson Copy Share Image
Until Sammy Baugh - pro football in Texas was a one-paragraph story on the third page of the Monday sports section. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be… — Vin Diesel Copy Share Image
We all need to start making some changes to how our families eat. Now, everyone loves a good Sunday dinner. Me included.… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
Well, just another thing that Michael Cole brings to Monday Night Raw, he invited Laycool here, for whatever reason. — Josh Mathews Copy Share Image
Sometimes I didn't even feel like getting out of bed. I took to wearing my days-of-the-week panties out of order. It could… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
By 12 years old, I was working almost a 9:00 to 5:00 for two years. My day off was Monday, but I was doing schoolwork. — Caleb McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Ask: is what I'm doing and thinking right now bringing me closer to myself or farther away? Opening my heart or closing… — Geneen Roth Copy Share Image
“The awfulness of Monday mornings is the world's greatest common denominator. To the millionaire and the coolie it is the same, because… — Kenneth Fearing Copy Share Image
What happens is that, you know, on Mondays, at least in the Senate, you know, Monday night we'd have what you'd call… — Olympia Snowe Copy Share Image
It's Friday and you're at school. You know it's your last day, but no one else does. It's a long hard day,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know this is going to sound corny, but I love my life. I love my baby, so I love getting to… — Julianna Margulies Copy Share Image
“They then named one day after the Moon and another after the Sun, giving them a seven-day week. Seven was regarded as… — Andrew Marr Copy Share Image
The fears of recession in the aftermath of Black Monday have turned to fears of the economy racing ahead too fast, with… — Nigel Lawson Copy Share Image
A lot of people tune in to 'Monday Night Raw,' and they can hear these boos or these mixed reactions, but they're… — Roman Reigns Copy Share Image
It's not trickle down economics. The problem that the president has is that he's rudderless on the economy. I mean, he doesn't… — John Kasich Copy Share Image
I think most kids have a sense that it's not supposed to be this way. You're not supposed to hate Monday, or… — Charles Eisenstein Copy Share Image
They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
“Monday. Given that it means "day of the moon," you'd think there'd be more butts involved.” — Wataru Watari Copy Share Image
Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day. — Ed Bernard Copy Share Image
I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be motivational and inspirational for everybody: my big aim is more women on bicycles. — Marianne Vos Copy Share Image
Seeing you on Tuesday is always a welcome relief that you didn't give in to your suicidal thoughts on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you had to work 14 hour days, Mondays to Fridays, then you have to keep Saturdays and Sundays sacred. — Nicole Ari Parker Copy Share Image
There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wrestled at the Staples Centre at 'Monday Night Raw' when I was 21 years old. — Florence Pugh Copy Share Image
“Every Monday is a fresh start, a chance to reset, and a new opportunity to pursue your dreams.” — Dr poison king Copy Share Image
Today is Monday and most of you are at work, but don't worry because I hate your job too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Today is Monday, the first day of the week. Start it with positive thoughts and believe ” — Joyful Livinghub Copy Share Image
