Monday Quotes · Page 16

The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.

— Anonymous

I don't discriminate. I hate Mondays just as much as I hate any day that requires me to wake up before 10 am.

— Anonymous

When it comes to the live events, you get to see great Diva matches you don't see on 'Monday Night Raw.'

— Eve Torres

Every Monday morning I try to remember to say "Thank you, Lord. I'm not at the Senior Staff Meeting."

— Michael Longley

“What are you doing Saturday or Sunday? I’m free this weekend. But come Monday I go back to being a slave.”

— Jarod Kintz

It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.

— Anonymous

If you're bored on a Friday night, then tomorrow SAT-UR-DAY right.

— Romeo Huerbana

Everyone always bitching its Monday! Seriously your lucky to have a job in the first place.

— Kevin McCarty

Mondays I sleep. I go in at ten, do my lift, watch the game from the day before. Tuesday is off, but…

— Ndamukong Suh

Your team has entrusted a portion of their life to you, and it's your job to help them grow, personally and professionally.

— David Cottrell

The reality is we are 0-3. The reality is that we can still be a very good football team. We need to…

— Aaron Kampman

For sheer excitement, a weekend in New York is unbeatable. Arrive on Friday morning, leave on Monday night, and don't worry about…

— Tim Pigott-Smith

We didn't roll credits after 'Monday Night Raw.' You know, it didn't say, 'Stone Cold Steve Austin played by Steve Austin,' so…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

“My best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday." "Ian," Wesley noted, "that covers the whole week." Ian nods his…

— Carroll Bryant

I have a weekly playlist on Spotify called Mixtape Mondays. So every Sunday night, I sit around listening to tunes to place.…

— Joshua Ostrander

There were a lot of great things you could go and hear for very little money at the time [ '80s]. Mike…

— Jon Gordon

As a kid, I trained to be an Olympic gymnast. My schedule was rigorous. Four hours a day, Monday through Saturday, I…

— Amanda de Cadenet

When I was a kid, I just wanted to be outside. I didn't grow up watching football. Didn't ever watch a college…

— Carson Palmer

“My business is not a stepping stone to ‘better’ things, but a lifestyle choice and a way of work uniquely crafted to…

— Robert Gerrish

“You all right?" Chris shouted at us both. "Yes, thank you." Ramnik looked from one of us to the other, meaning it…

— Jez Cajiao

Those are the ladies sitting in church. And in the same way that they might feel a joy and release on Sunday,…

— Barack Obama

There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel…

— Anonymous

Ric Flair, you can tell all these people that I'm full of it for calling myself the Legend Killer? Well, I think…

— Randy Orton

I get a call - said, do you want to be an astronaut? I said, oh, my gosh, yes. And he said,…

— Wally Funk

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

— Anonymous

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

— Douglas Adams

Those who move forward "with a" happy spirit will find that things alwas work out.

— Gordon B. Hinckley

A Friday is always a Friday, no matter whether it rains or snows or even if it's a 'black' one.

— Jean-Paul Malfatti

Your purpose in life is to find your purpose and give your whole heart and soul to it

— Anonymous

The real joy of Friday is when we do not have any assigned works.

— Michael Angelo De Leon

As much as I hate Mondays, I'm thankful to see another day.

— Anonymous

Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially Monday Night.

— Jon Gruden

“Monday makes me feel like the week is only just beginning.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

“Allene never knew that murder could make Monday mornings so wonderful. It”

— Lydia Kang

Can't wait to start camp on Monday. Feeling really hungry this year. Watch out world.

— Tyson Fury

When you think everything is someone else's fault, you will suffer a lot.

— Dalai Lama

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

— Dane Cook

You are the chief bucket filler, and the best way to fill buckets is with excellent communication.

— David Cottrell

Don't forget to tell everyone how you hate Mondays, because we were all wondering how you feel about them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Monday is international zombie day. We all look like zombies and act like them

— Anonymous