Mom Quotes · Page 45

The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.

— Chelsea Handler

My mom is really skinny, too. I got it from her. I've never done yoga before.

— Bregje Heinen

My mom really instilled in me this idea that parents are not perfect and they make mistakes.

— George Clarke

“She wasn't the perfect mom. However, she was the perfect Mother for me.”

— Raymond D. Longoria Jr

My dad was an ironworker and my mom retired from our public schools.

— Ben Ray Lujan

My first memory of a beauty product was watching mom do her makeup.

— Janhvi Kapoor

Thank God I was able to buy my mom a house, switched cars, and bought myself a house.

— Jessica Andrade

The awkward moment when you did something stupid and your mom thinks that everybodyneeds to know.

— Anonymous

I grew up hunting and fishing in Land Between the Lakes. I have so many great memories of camping with my mom…

— W. Earl Brown

Oh, high is the price of parenthood, and daughters may cost you double. You dare not forget, as you thought you could,…

— Phyllis McGinley

My mom raised a self-aware kid. I wasn't like the typical alpha male. I wasn't afraid to sing, you know? I wasn't…

— Khalid

I never let anyone pluck, including myself, unless my mom approves. She guards my eyebrows. She's like the eyebrow police!

— Isabelle Fuhrman

I have five siblings, so my mom was always pregnant, and she would wear these dungarees that looked so cool.

— Liberty Ross

I'm going to let people know that it's cool to have a child and be young and still be a good mom.…

— Brandy Norwood

I hate getting yelled at, that'll get you on my bad side. My mom never yelled at me. She just told us…

— Edgerrin James

Acting and emotionally expressing myself, seeing the world and being a mom are just all very exciting to me. I'm a real…

— Maria Bello

My mom, my father, my little sisters, and my brother - I don't got that much family. I'm not really a family…

— Fetty Wap

“When you’re a mom, you learn about fear. You’re always afraid. Always. About everything from cupboard doors to kidnappers to weather. There…

— Kristin Hannah

In the seventh grade, I was about to leave wearing a jumper, when my mom said she could see my panty line.…

— Gabourey Sidibe

I look at Willow and she's so naughty and fiery, and I'm not going to take any of her fierceness personally -…

— Pink

That's the hardest thing about being a mom. You want to be cool, and you want them to like you all the…

— Martina McBride

Ashton jumped in and said, 'I want you to know that I don't take coming into childrens lives lightly'. That was within…

— Demi Moore

My mom cleaned toilets for a long time, and she'd seen a lot of terrible things, but she was still the strength…

— Dwayne Johnson

I know that might sound silly coming from someone my age, but I remember on my 14th birthday having a crisis like…

— Q'orianka Kilcher

Our mothers always remain the strangest, craziest people we've ever met.

— Marguerite Duras

Wanted to close off the night by saying I miss you mom...RIP.

— Anonymous

...Her mom says she's great, the kids think she's weird but honestly she wishes she could disapear…

— Rachel

“As long as I knew I was going to be a great mom, everyone else could suck it.”

— Nicole Polizzi

“Complicated, shmomplicated,'' she said, waving her hand. ''If you love her, you make it work.”

— Fiona Cole

Woman: Are you getting out today Man: No, actually I'm getting it in with your mom

— Uknown

I'm not a mom, but I think the word 'mother' is about wisdom.

— Margaret Cho

Being a mom kind of grounded me in a way. Your body takes on a whole new meaning.

— Kelly Overton

Being a mom makes me feel whole and like I understand the meaning of life.

— Rebecca Romijn

My mom gives me an allowance. She keeps me pretty tight-reined.

— Chloe Grace Moretz

Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey.

— Anonymous

My mom, my dad, my children, my sisters, they are everything to me.

— Aroldis Chapman

I was sort of getting used to being a single mom, maybe a little too used to it.

— Domino Kirke

The power of a smile goes a long way. My mom taught me that.

— Darren Criss

My family has a history with Ohio State. My mom, my uncle, and my brother Joey: all Buckeyes.

— Nick Bosa

I learned to cook from my mom. Most of what I ate growing up was Italian cooking.

— Steve Albini