I went to a pizzeria. The guy gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart with what… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
They all want you to make a movie for under a million dollars, which I don't want to. I don't want to… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“Patting mother Theresa on the back, someone said to her: ‘i wouldn’t do what you do for a million dollars.’ She said… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
Sundance claimed to be "rebellious" on all of their programs, but they are not. Most of the movies at Sundance were multi-million… — Yony Leyser Copy Share Image
Let me get this straight...Atheists don't believe in God because they can't see God. I've never seen a million dollars, but I… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I never would have been able to tithe the first million dollars I ever made if I had not tithed my first… — John D. Rockefeller Copy Share Image
Well, it was kind of an accident, because plastic is not what I meant to invent. I had just sold photograph paper… — Leo Baekeland Copy Share Image
When you only have a million dollar annual budget and a Super Bowl ad costs $4 million, you have to do something… — Allen St. Pierre Copy Share Image
To the economically illiterate, if some company makes a million dollars in profit, this means that their products cost a million dollars… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
Law Number XXXVI: The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars.… — Norman Ralph Augustine Copy Share Image
During the fiscal year ending in 1861, expenses of the federal government had been $67 million. After the first year of armed… — G. Edward Griffin Copy Share Image
Would you sell both your eyes for a million dollars...or your two legs...or your hands...or your hearing? Add up what you do… — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
At any given time, there are a lot of million-dollar luxury charter boats cruising around the Mentawai Islands finding the most incredible… — Rob Machado Copy Share Image
I love HGTV. I love working on my house and have really been bit by the 'luxury remodeling' bug. 'Million Dollar Rooms,'… — Laz Alonso Copy Share Image
The only way to get love is to be lovable. It's very irritating if you have a lot of money. You'd like… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
The way financing for independent movies goes is great. You get the money from the guy who's actually doing the distribution in… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I think the only person who will ever lose in a fight and still end up making a million dollars is Conor… — Demetrious Johnson Copy Share Image
I mean a real police state just to get a token recognition of a law. It take, it took, I think, 15,000… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Man, if I made one million dollars I would come in at six in the morning, sweep the stands, wash the uniforms,… — Duke Snider Copy Share Image
If someone offered me a hundred million dollars to make a movie? I would first remind him that there are 850 million… — Lloyd Kaufman Copy Share Image
“To those of you with your years of service still ahead, the challenge is yours. Stop doubting yourselves. Have the courage to… — Mary McLeod Bethune Copy Share Image
The dirty little secret is that the pool man, who's making $30,000 a year, is subsidizing the million-dollar mortgage for the family… — Dee Dee Myers Copy Share Image
The best advice I was ever given was on my twenty-first birthday when my father said, Son, here's a million dollars. Don't… — Larry Niven Copy Share Image
The amount of money you have has got nothing to do with what you earn.. people earning a million dollars a year… — Paul Clitheroe Copy Share Image
Here's what I can tell the American people: 95 percent of you will get a tax cut. And if you make less… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
The truth is, after Boys Don't Cry, I realized how few and far between the great roles are. I am beyond thankful… — Hilary Swank Copy Share Image
If you told me to sit in a room, and you had a million dollars cash stacked right there and said, 'Don't… — Tim Howard Copy Share Image
If you purposefully look to shock people, it isn't funny. That's what 50 million dollar Hollywood comedies do ; try to be… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Ideas, even million-dollar ones, are most vulnerable in their infancy; don't share them with too many people. However, don't hide your plan… — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
I must tell you, to get started today must be very difficult 'cause whatever it takes today is very tough. They have… — Bobby Vinton Copy Share Image
You can get up to a million dollars or more in life insurance in case you die. But can only get about… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I'm big into stocks. I've invested in a lot of stocks. One day I was talking to my accountant, and he was… — Fetty Wap Copy Share Image
I can understand wanting to have a million dollars but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it's the… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I believe that teachers committed to the community are the ones who deserve to earn the top dollar, a starting salary of… — Michael Clarke Duncan Copy Share Image
I have a fantastic studio in my home, and it's my biggest toy. I have about a half a million dollars worth… — Antonio Banderas Copy Share Image
So why am I depressed? That's the million-dollar question, baby, the Tootsie Roll question; not even the owl knows the answer to… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
I hate dainty minds,' answered Marjorie. 'But a girl has to be dainty in person. If she looks like a million dollars… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Offer the Worlds population a choice, A Million Dollars, Or True Love, And sadly, We will have 7 Billion Millionaires, And perhaps… — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
This is Wall Street, and today is important. Because tomorrow, July 4th, I intended to make my first million dollars--an excitingday in… — Abraham Polonsky Copy Share Image
If I want to pursue the art of painting - or music or writing or sculpture - it requires only my time… — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
