I had a great job at school, St. Francis Elementary, where they asked for somebody to deliver milk, and they said you… — Jim Harbaugh Copy Share Image
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image