You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Oh," he said, knocking a red ball into a hole. "It's you." "You were expecting someone else?" I asked. "Am I interrupting… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Listen. I may not be much, but I'm all I've got. Maybe you need a magnifying glass to find my face in… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I build a kind of wall between myself and t he model so that I can paint in peace behind it. Otherwise,… — Edvard Munch Copy Share Image
Johnny [Depp] got this rock 'n' roll old soul to him. If I say a song, he goes, 'Oh yeah. I know… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
The development of a long-term sterilizing capsule that could be implanted under the skin and removed when pregnancy is desired opens additional… — John Holdren Copy Share Image
No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
A poor old man held the winning ticket on a half million dollar lottery. Hearing the old man might be surprised at… — Art Linkletter Copy Share Image
It's more provocative to say 'might still have sex' because - it doesn't matter to me. There's not, like, one that hurts… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
The Saviors atonement in the garden and on the cross is intimate as well as infinite. Infinite in that it spans the… — Merrill J. Bateman Copy Share Image
There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes? — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
How much better might human communication be if words were as precious as diamonds? If each of us were allotted only 100… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And in between the two, in between the sky and the sea, were all the winds. And there were all the nights… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
We don't have a "consciousness meter" that'll tell us exactly how conscious something is. I think we might get there eventually. — Edward Boyden Copy Share Image
A white truffle, which elsewhere might sell for hundreds of dollars, seemed easier to come by than something fresh and green. What… — Bill Buford Copy Share Image
Oh, it is wonderful to know that our Heavenly Father loves us—even with all our flaws! His love is such that even… — Joseph B. Wirthlin Copy Share Image
You have to recognize at some point that even though you have the passion and creative level to be able to do… — FKA twigs Copy Share Image
I like the idea of going out with a woman and not doing anything, and just eating dinner and talking, and that's… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
I do think that procrastination evolved in humans for good reasons. If you're trying to stay alive as a human being on… — James Surowiecki Copy Share Image
I try to keep my life as private as I can, but I definitely don't do what I do for the attention… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
When you work on a computer in the studio, it's almost like fossilizing on the spot, you know, the idea of getting… — Rob Brown Copy Share Image
Now for a good twelve-hour sleep, I told myself. Twelve solid hours. Let birds sing, let people go to work. Somewhere out… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me. — Cher Copy Share Image
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
It just goes to show that what one person considers a "bad attitude" might actually just be total frustration over being pushed… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
The upshot was, my paintings must burn that English artists might finally learn. — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
I was observing her closely as I talked, and after a while I began to get the impression that she was not,… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
If you alone found out what the lie was, then you're probably right—it would make no great difference. But if you ALL… — Daniel Quinn Copy Share Image
I found that most people don't really want to know the truth. There are plenty of people who want to know the… — Jim Palmer Copy Share Image
I don't really have a lot of expensive tastes. What else am I really going to do with my money? Buy a… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
you might not be the first person l kissed, but you will be the last' Jamie to Claire in Outlander (not word… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
I wanted to go higher than Rockefeller Center, which was being erected across the street from Saks Fifth Avenue and was going… — Jacqueline Cochran Copy Share Image
With Jack Abramoff under indictment, a number of readers have suggested that now he might flip and try to offer the feds… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was at a dinner party many years ago,sitting along from Tom Stoppard, who in those days smoked not just between courses,but… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Hey, Adam,” I said. I thought you’d want to know that Warren and Darryl made it out of the vampire den alive.”… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
I don't particularly dislike any kind of person that might be reading my stuff. They like it and that's cool, but I… — Jhonen Vasquez Copy Share Image