Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains? Fat fuck. — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
“Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.” — John McClane Copy Share Image
You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan. — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
I promise I will never even THINK about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die. — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
I'm gonna go kill this guy and get my daughter. Or go get my daughter and kill this guy. Or kill all of 'em! — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
Mai? Asian chick? Likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an… — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be,… — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
Hey, hey! How 'bout you just skip down to the part where you tell me what the fuck this has to do with me. — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
