“I have to share a room. I am expected to sleep mere meters from a woman whose mental ailment is unknown to me. For all I know she might be a cannibal.” — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
“The bus I am riding on must be on its way to a garbage convention. Never before has a more rancid assemblage of people congregated. I am at this moment privy to a momentous moment in the history of human smell. My name will probably be memorized by future students, preparing to answer this frequently asked exam question: Who demonstrated… — Emily Austin Copy Share
“I have to share a room. I am expected to sleep mere meters from a woman whose mental ailment is unknown to me. For… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
“I asked a nurse for dental floss and was told that I am not allowed dental floss. Apparently dental floss can be used for… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
“Her teeth and lips are tinted purple from the Kool-Aid. Mine are probably purple too, but I can’t see them. You can’t see your… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
“Ivy’s taken me to her parent’s house... I was originally lured into her car with the promise of a burrito. Ivy did not mention… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
“As it turns out, my acceptance of the heroin addict’s invitation to party may have been a case of poor judgement.” — emily austin Copy Share Image
“I’d rather be me now, than me any age prior. But there is this heaviness to aging. Who I am was built on the… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
