In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: "I joked about every prominent… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more learned a man is,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Of course nothing is ever done about a [presidential] commission report, except, they say, once a man at the state prison for… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks like the financial giants of the world have bungled as much as the diplomats and politicians. This would be a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A Realtor is an old fashioned Real Estate man with a neck tie. A Real Estate man sold you what you wanted,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I bet you, if I had met Trotsky, and had had a chat with him, I would have found him a very… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I have often said in answer to inquiries as to how I got away with kidding some of our public men, that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I arrived at my hut in Beverly Hills just in time to keep real estate men from plotting off and selling my… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I read where they are going to limit debate in the Senate. It used to be that a man could talk all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
America already holds the record for freak movements. Now we have a new one. It's called "Restoring Confidence." Rich men who never… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man who dies without adequate life insurance should have to come back and see the mess he created. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of… — Will Rogers Copy Share
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