I don't mean to brag, but my water filter curates tap water, offering moi the finest combination of H, 2, and O available. — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
Making fun of people's looks is something that children do - mean children - and, in fact, linguists have determined that Trump… — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
I'm not actually perishing, but I do feel like I die a little every time someone uses 'literally' to mean 'really.' — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
As a mother, I don't want any girl twerking near my kid at a bat mitzvah. — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
One man's content is another woman's crap. And the crappy content - let's call it crontent - will never go away. — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
'Man cave' seems retrograde, but 'she shed' seems progressive. Or maybe it's just a place for me to eat embarrassing amounts of chocolate in… — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
I tell my kids all the time that I'm so lucky they chose me to be their mom. — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
There's a bit of a reluctance on my part to promote myself as any kind of hero because the things I've had to overcome… — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
If you're ever bcc'd, do not go near 'reply all.' 'Bcc' is 'blind carbon copy.' It means you're a fly on the wall, dude!… — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
If you don't know what mansplaining is, or manterrupting or manspread, then you're probably a guy. — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
It's one thing to decry and defy political correctness in the name of efficiently achieving clarity or revealing an honest truth. But it's quite… — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
If I could have had my baby sooner, I would have, simply to spend more years with him. — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
I once accidentally 'replied all' and sent an email complaining about my then-boyfriend to a bunch of strangers. It was meant for my friend… — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
