My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. “You don’t know their situation,” my mom would say.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
People didn't really like McDonald's, same as her mum didn't really like Catholicism, but when you were new in town, at least… — Christopher Brookmyre Copy Share Image
Trust me, Joe. You’re not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I feel like talking to people who don't tour, when you talk about touring - obviously we're super blessed and very lucky… — Bethany Cosentino Copy Share Image
Has the industry done to music what McDonald’s has done to eating? — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
Just got a new car - got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm actually very ordinary, except people get to pay their money to come watch me work. The same way that we go… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
I get flack for saying [when I visit a college and give a speech], "This is a nice college, but the really… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
We're told cars are wasteful. Wasteful of what? Oil did a lot of good sitting in the ground for millions of years.… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Most fast-food workers can't easily join a union, because they don't work directly for their parent company, such as McDonald's or Subway.… — David Rolf Copy Share Image
The McDonald brothers were simply not on my wavelength at all. I was obsessed with the idea of making McDonald's the biggest… — Ray Kroc Copy Share Image
Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car... — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I was a grill cook at McDonalds for a little bit. I did landscape for a little bit. I played a lot… — Aaron Lewis Copy Share Image
I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers... NOPE... we got spaghetti! — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac. — John Stamos Copy Share Image
For example, the first time McDonald's put a deaf person in a commercial they saw a jump in sales. I think that… — Richard Masur Copy Share Image
I was the all-American face. You name it, honey - American Dairy Milk, Metropolitan Life insurance, McDonald's, Burger King. The Face That… — Debra Winger Copy Share Image
The actual getting into the gym and working out process was easier, but the eating was harder. I had to eat every… — Taylor Lautner Copy Share Image
