Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday. — Lawrence Tierney Copy Share Image
But even in a telephone booth evil can seep out of the receiver and we must cover it with a mattress, and… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
How are you in the profession of protecting people without knowing who I am? I’ve been told I have one of the… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color. Fog is about the color of the insides of… — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Let books be your dining table, / And you shall be full of delights. / Let them be your mattress,/And you shall… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He would have felt safe if alongside the Dentrassis' underwear, the piles of Sqornshellous mattresses and the man from Betelgeuse holding up… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I wasn’t sure if I was charmed by his reluctance to share a bed with a girl or insulted that, apparently, I… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
No one really knows what mattresses are meant to gain from their lives either. They are large, friendly, pocket-sprung creatures that live… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The greatest thing about my house was that I was in the far end of it and I could make as much… — Zach Condon Copy Share Image
Sometimes the autobiographical link in each story is very literal, like I did work at The Texas School for the Blind, and… — Arthur Bradford Copy Share Image
AMPLE make this bed. Make this bed with awe; In it wait till judgment break Excellent and fair. Be its mattress straight,… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
I like those blow-up beds. "This becomes a full size bed in three minutes!" Well, a mattress kicks your ass. Zero seconds.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have dreamed of our bed as if it were a shore where we would be washed up, not this striped mattress… — Linda Pastan Copy Share Image
Emma is a mattress who got thrown off the truck when her parents split up. It's not like you can blame a… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that. — Noel Redding Copy Share Image
You don't want 300 million Americans putting their money under the mattress. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
New York is a place where the rich walk, the poor drive Cadillacs, and beggars die of malnutrition with thousands of dollars… — Duke Ellington Copy Share Image
The greatest threat facing American today - next to voter fraud, the Western Pinebark beetle, and the memory foam mattress - is… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
An example I love: Diwata auditioned for the school play by doing a big number from Once Upon A Mattress. I went… — Sarah Steele Copy Share Image
His three wives are huddled together on the bare mattress, one of them dying; when we're together, we form an alliance he… — Lauren DeStefano Copy Share Image
“In Paris she found Magnus, who was living in a garret apartment and painting, and occupation for which he had no aptitude… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
