But it was I, yes I, who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Art is the process of evoking pity and terror, which is not abstract at all but very human. What the self-styled modern… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“Social media is to socializing what masturbating is to sex.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser. — Rod Stewart Copy Share Image
I think we're in an age starved for genuine experiences, instead of cathartic phony experiences through the media, structured, engineered experiences. And… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“And now Kit’s cock—which had mostly been used for taking a leak before that moment—woke up and screamed I WANT! FEED ME… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
“In the nineteenth century, girls who learned to develop orgasmic capacity by masturbation were regarded as medical problems. Often they were 'treated'… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
Masturbation never got anybody pregnant, does not make anybody go crazy, and what we're about is preventing HIV in our bright young… — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
Remember: People who live in glass houses can see you masturbating in their bushes. — Dan Johnson Copy Share Image
“What would you do if I told you excessive masturbation can be a symptom of electromagnetic radiation exposure?” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love. — Karl Marx Copy Share Image
The reward of a successful collaboration is a thing that cannot be produced by either of the parties working alone. It is… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
“The difference between a self-induced orgasm and an orgasm given by a man is like comparing a rainy day and a rain… — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share Image
“I hung a picture of him above my bed and learned by hand the internal workings of the female combustion engine.” — Shannon Celebi Copy Share Image
When they say take from my body, I think I'll take from mine instead. Getting off, getting off while they're all down… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
“Often, no sooner would the mind begin to scale the heights of Mt. Knowledge than it would receive a frantic call from… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
I wanna go south and get some more. Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine, they say I better… — Cyndi Lauper Copy Share Image
“With a shaking hand, he reached for his cock, and stroked it slowly from base to tip. Clearly, prayer time was over.” — Rosanna Leo Copy Share Image
“I peer through the spectral, polluted, nicotine-sodden windows of my sock at these old lollopers in their kiddie gear. Go home, I… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
