“Miss Kelly, perhaps you'd like this flower. I seem to have misplaced my buttonhole.” — Elwood P. Dowd Copy Share Image
“I want to tell him to sue you for $100,000. I don't think $50,000 is enough.” — Veta Louise Simmons Copy Share Image
“You see, science has overcome time and space. Well, Harvey has overcome not only time and space, but any objections.” — Elwood P. Dowd Copy Share Image
“... After this he'll be a perfectly normal human being. And you know what stinkers they are!” — The taxi driver Copy Share Image
“Oh, Myrtle, don't be didactic. It's not becoming in a young girl. Besides, men loathe it.” — Veta Louise Simmons Copy Share Image
“Fly specks, fly specks! I've been spending my life among fly specks while miracles have been leaning on lampposts at 18th and… — Dr. Chumley Copy Share Image
“Miss Kelly, you know, when you wear my flower you make it beautiful.” — Elwood P. Dowd Copy Share Image
“Well, you've heard the expression, 'his face would stop a clock'. Well, Harvey can look at your clock... and stop it. And… — Elwood P. Dowd Copy Share Image
“I took a course in art last winter. I learnt the difference between a fine oil painting, and a mechanical thing, like… — Veta Louise Simmons Copy Share Image
“Harvey and I sit in the bars... have a drink or two... play the juke box. And soon the faces of all… — Elwood P. Dowd Copy Share Image
“I'd just put Ed Hickey into a taxi. Ed had been mixing his rye with his gin, and I just felt that… — Elwood P. Dowd Copy Share Image
