“Any married man should forget his mistakes—there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.” — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
I've been married to the same man for all this time. The way we fight sometimes, you can tell. — Loretta Lynn Copy Share Image
I am clearly vulnerable on the question of socializing under circumstances not appropriate for a married man. — Chuck Robb Copy Share Image
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China? — Larry David Copy Share Image
“I think you pass your man card off to your wife when you get married. You’re still a man, but you’re her… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“If he’d learned anything from being married, it was that a man can never win an argument with his wife.” — carlos j. server Copy Share Image
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“You're only significant relationship of the last decade has been with a married man. Don't you want to be loved, don't you… — Eleanor Prescott Copy Share Image
Every married man who wants peace in the relationship, should learn the trick to avoid that one question - 'How is the… — Emraan Hashmi Copy Share Image
“As a married man, though, ugly was what Aidan had told himself anytime the sinfully handsome two-time NCAA champion crossed his path.… — Layla Reyne Copy Share Image
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day,… — Joanne Woodward Copy Share Image
If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your… — Edward Burnett Tylor Copy Share Image
The big rule is that you must never get mixed up with a married man - never even look sideways at another… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
I had to make a living. I was a married man. I had a wife. I had a home. I had children.… — Jack Kirby Copy Share Image
I hate married men. They never make any sacrifices to the arts, but are always thinking of their duties to their wives… — J. M. W. Turner Copy Share Image
Married women are far more depressed than married men - in unhappy marriages, three times more; and - interestingly - in happy… — Dalma Heyn Copy Share Image
“Our little town seemed different as it passed by, or maybe it was me that wasn’t the same. I wasn’t sure if… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“Listen, bitch, the only white trash in this room is the one who slept with a married man. An old married man… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
Miss, n. A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate they are in the market. Miss, Misses (Mrs.) and Mister… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way… — Artemas Ward Copy Share Image
The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
In Psycho IV, the time is five years after III, and Norman is out of the hospital. He's a married man, and… — Joseph Stefano Copy Share Image
One of the most effective means of seduction that Evil has is the challenge to struggle. It is like the struggle with… — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
If we hold the married man accountable for finances gone legally awry, then the married woman should be held accountable for children… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
“Don't settle down into an "old married man" while you are still in the prime of life. Take your wife out and… — Blanche Ebbutt Copy Share Image
I married a man who convinced me that he loved me, who looked lonely and who I thought had the same ideas… — Reham Khan Copy Share Image
I became the toast of London. A lot of people I met came from these really decadent families where the married men… — Robert Mapplethorpe Copy Share Image
To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be… — Bruce Feirstein Copy Share Image
If I did not wear torn pants, orthopedic shoes, frantic disheveled hair, that is to say, if I did not tone down… — Brenda Ueland Copy Share Image
The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good,… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
A lot of people are in love with married men. In fact, it's fun being in love with a married man! Your… — Esha Deol Copy Share Image
Now it wasn't just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it… — Lucy Lawless Copy Share Image
The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
