Married Quotes · Page 34

My wife, Fionnuala, and I have been married for more than 20 years.

— Enda Kenny

“Everybody gets married. It's something you have to do, like dying.”

— Rita Mae Brown

After I got married, my husband gave me a lot of comforts.

— Mumtaz

I married an archeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.

— Agatha Christie

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.

— Kin Hubbard

It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life

— Big Daddy Kane

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

— Jerry Seinfeld

I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together.

— Melissa Joan Hart

It is a myth that married women do not get work. Those days are gone now. So, if you think I hid…

— Roop Durgapal

Can I just meet someone, get married, have a baby, get old and die together? I'm tired of playing around. No lie…

— Anonymous

It's so archaic. It's just, like, bizarre to me. I feel like in 10 or 15 years' time our children are going…

— Scarlett Johansson

Fhairshon had a son, Who married Noah's daughter, And nearly spoil'd to Flood, By trinking up ta water: Which he would have…

— William Edmondstoune Aytoun

Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married... with Children,' which is a really funny and…

— Meghan Markle

“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I didn't say anything. Got nothing to say. I'm a married man; I don't need a relationship with another man.

— Shaquille O'Neal

When I first met Steve, as an American tourist coming into the zoo, I fell desperately in love with him and married…

— Terri Irwin

I have almost no memory of them [St. Trinian's films]. I don't think I've seen them since I was quite young. I…

— Colin Firth

I mean, Eighteen years old is the age of consent in Europe and you can go anywhere and do anything you like.…

— John Entwistle

“You married me while I was sleeping?" I asked in amazement. They sky was beginning to bruise with the purple haze, and…

— Kristen Simmons

I have come a long way and learnt a lot. I read this quote about a year ago: 'Happiness must not be…

— Lucy Davis

Every woman whether rich or poor, married or single, has a circle of influence within which, according to her character, she is…

— John Angell James

You know what my mum once said?’ said Rosie… ‘She said that if a just-married couple put a coin in a jar…

— Neil Gaiman

I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael…

— Aries Spears

I couldn't have children, I tried to for years. I've never been pregnant in my life. When I was a girl and…

— Dolly Parton

I don't know when, but I do want to get married and have kids.

— Tiffany Hwang

I am a lesbian. I am married to a woman. We have a child. We have a family.

— Lori Lightfoot

I was smart and married somebody who could do for me what I couldn't do for myself.

— Rob Lowe

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

— Helen Rowland

I won't say if I'm single or dating or married or divorced. There's boundaries.

— Tyra Banks

When I got married, a lot of people told me I was insane.

— Ayesha Takia

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her.

— H. L. Mencken

You must be DIVORCED from your SIN, or you cannot be MARRIED to CHRIST.

— Charles Spurgeon

People don't get married to get divorced. Maybe people weren't meant to be together forever.

— Frankie Valli

Being married to a psychologist, I realize that I learn more from imperfections.

— Patricia MacLachlan

I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay.

— Harris Wittels

I am trying for nothing so hard in my own personal life as how not to be respectable when married.

— Mary Heaton Vorse

I was always unlawful; I broke the law when I was born because my parents weren't married.

— George Bernard Shaw

I get to be married to the liveliest mind I've ever encountered… I hit the jackpot.

— Samantha Power

Hamas married the Iranians. It was their choice. They are the same family.

— Shimon Peres

I married Mr.Right I just never new his first name was NEVER.

— Nayeli B Juarez Padilla