I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others properties. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
In 1986, when they made the TV movie, Return to Mayberry, Barney and Thelma Lou did get married! — Betty Lynn Copy Share Image
I know a girl, she been married so many times, she got rice marks all over her face — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
I believe there are certain types of movements which cannot be married. — Bayard Rustin Copy Share Image
Elijah Wood from Lord Of The Rings can't get married with a girl named Holly beacause it would make Holly Wood get… — Joel Madden Copy Share Image
I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
Look, I know he's been married three times before. I accept it, but I don't want it driving up the driveway. — Meg Tilly Copy Share Image
Among fifty percent of your married couples, the husband worries very little about what his wife is doing, provided she is doing… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
The fact that I haven't been married might qualify me as belonging in the nutty category to a lot of women. — Thomas Haden Church Copy Share Image
“Why wouldn't you want to be as close as you could to another person's glow, when you felt it? I still think… — Martha Southgate Copy Share Image
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal… — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
There's no blueprint; getting married doesn't make you boring, having kids doesn't make you boring, having money doesn't necessarily have to make… — Amanda Palmer Copy Share Image
The married man and the mother of a Christian family, if they are faithful to their obligations, will fulfill a mission that… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
When I first got married to my husband, he had boxes full of photos of my two stepsons, ages 5 and 8… — Nancy O'Dell Copy Share Image
Put yourself in Hamlet's shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discover that your uncle had… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I am very happy, Jane; and when you hear that I am dead, you must be sure and not grieve: there is… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
“Even though he had blue hair and tatoos and wore leather jackets and worked in a record store, he wanted to marry… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
Now as he watched Katie toying with a ring that wasn't there, he felt his old investigative instincts kick in. There'd been… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
I got married in Florence, Italy. My husband and I were in love but totally broke, so we eloped and got married… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
The best apology, I think, was from my husband, Steve, who slept with a close friend of mine decades back, when we… — Harriet Lerner Copy Share Image
SADNESS is LOVING someone who you can never Get married with!! — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
The craziest thing I ever want to do for the one I love is Getting married in 9 days!!! — Rosie Copy Share Image
We're into Nicole Kidmans, rather than the young girl who just got married in a tracksuit. — Bruce Oldfield Copy Share Image
A man who desires to get married should know everything or nothing. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Getting married is one of the best things that has ever happened to me. It's fantastic. — Amanda Redman Copy Share Image
I don't see myself being married more than once, but who does? — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
Among even the happiest married couples there are always moments of regret. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
A married woman has the same right to control her own body as does an unmarried woman. — Sol Wachtler Copy Share Image
Perhaps it would really be rather dull to be married and settled for life. Liar! It would be heaven. — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
I'm a grown man. I have six kids. I'm married now. So I speak my mind. — Stephen Jackson Copy Share Image
Just because you're of the same sex, what difference does it make? Get married to whomever you want. — Famke Janssen Copy Share Image
When a Man has Married a WifeHe finds out whetherHer Knees & elbows are onlyglued together. — William Blake Copy Share Image
I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not. — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
