My mother always told me, 'Don't get married. Make your own life. You don't need a man.' — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me? — Mark McKinney Copy Share Image
They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window. — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
I still believe in getting married in churches and baptizing children. I go through those motions. — John Irving Copy Share Image
My wife is Dutch and very independent. She never wanted or needed to be married. — Julio Iglesias Copy Share Image
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
All I want to do is to go to America, get married and start a new life. — Mordechai Vanunu Copy Share Image
The most important work I got a chance to be involved in, no matter what I do, is the personal computer... I… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I was really a little housewife with two small children, and I had a husband who really didn't want his wife to… — Pauline Trigere Copy Share Image
My wife called me a mule. She once said, "I didn't marry a man; I married a mule!" I kept thinking about… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
I did enjoy my 40s but it was in my 50s that I married again - and I've found happiness like never… — Amanda Redman Copy Share Image
If you knew my wife, you'd be like, 'Yeah, you're very married.' She runs the household. I refer to her as 'the… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
As you get older, you welcome people into your family because siblings get married and have kids. But then people also get… — Justin Hartley Copy Share Image
All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy… — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
I'm never going to get married." "You're crazy." Buddy brightened. "You'll change your mind." "No. My mind's made up. — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
If it is right to be legally married, it is right to be legally divorced ... To be deprived of a Divorce… — Mary Edwards Walker Copy Share Image
Larry King has been married more times than Henry the Eighth. We used to have that rhyme to keep track of them.… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
If gay marriage is a real thing, gay infertility must be a real thing. It's not fair. I mean, it wasn't fair… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“It was like when a midde-aged woman, happily married, found out that her favorite movie star was gay. It broke her heart… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
We’ve been married for more than eight years now and we’re still into it. I think you do fall in and out… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
I heard that you're settled down That you found a girl and you're married now. I heard that your dreams came true.… — Jessica Copy Share Image
“That's one of the reasons I never wanted to get married. The last thing I wanted was infinite security and to be… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
The public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper. — Geraldine Ferraro Copy Share Image
It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China? — Larry David Copy Share Image
Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night. — Paul Hornung Copy Share Image
When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married. — Cary Grant Copy Share Image
Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got married, had two kids, watched a lot of football, drunk a lot of pints, etc. — Chesney Hawkes Copy Share Image
You should get married more often," Loki teased. "It makes you feisty. — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
“Statistics don't determine whether you find love or get married. You do!” — Suzette Vearnon Copy Share Image
I was married when I was 17. I knew nothing. I was full of romance. — Gloria Swanson Copy Share Image
I turned forty, and I'm finally going to get married and maybe have a kid. — Rick Moody Copy Share Image
I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married. — Shelley Winters Copy Share Image
