Married Quotes · Page 16

I've come to the conclusion that I'm not supposed to be married.

— Gregg Allman

Married life is a simpler life. Who I spend my time with is established in advance.

— Bill Gates

I'm not proud of having been married -I've had five affairs, all of them real wingdings. I've enjoyed every goddamned minute of…

— Madalyn Murray O'Hair

It's kind of like when you get married, you kinda go into it wanting to remember everything. And once it's done, you…

— Stephen Strasburg

We were married for almost 45 years. We fought all the time, it wasn't a great love or anything, it wasn't a…

— Hugh Leonard

It's real hard being married and not being able to be with my family.

— Randy Meisner

Posting a letter and getting married [sic] are among the few things left that are entirely romantic; for to be entirely romantic,…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

If Jessica [Simpson] looks hot in something, I can definitely tell her that. But for me, out of the entire Simpson family,…

— Pete Wentz

When Yoko [Ono] and I got married, we got terrible racialist letters - you know, warning me that she would slit my…

— John Lennon

I don't have any complaints about homosexuals being married in a civil ceremony. But I don't think that the government ought to…

— Jimmy Carter

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

— Lewis Grizzard

I liked being married instead of the girl who's looking for a guy.

— Doris Day

Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting…

— Patricia Heaton

And why is it "homophobic" for Senate Republicans to look askance at sex in public bathrooms? Is the Times claiming that sodomy…

— Ann Coulter

I've learned to become a progressive man because I have four women in my life. And their mother, who I'm not married…

— Giancarlo Esposito

Married people dont look like they have bedrooms on their minds when they look at each other. In this world, either you're…

— Ayn Rand

Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the…

— Tucker Carlson

Before I was married, before I was with my wife, I was traveling with Ric Flair and women were everywhere. It was…

— Randy Orton

I have a weird vision of relationships because my parents have known each other since second grade, and they got married right…

— Dakota Fanning

It has been remarked (by a lady infinitely cleverer than the present author) how kindly disposed the world in general feels to…

— Susanna Clarke

Girls that aren't cut out for business careers usually wind up married to some nice man.

— Tennessee Williams

I am not married anymore. I hate marriage... but it's okay now.

— Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt

You know, the same percentage of people are gay and lesbian as are left-handed. Let's try to figure that out. How can…

— Peter Camejo

Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a…

— Sarah Silverman

The stunning part was that one time Neil McElroy the Secretary of Defense who was the father of one of our classmates…

— Madeleine Albright