Once you have kids and you're married, it's all about them. My life changed. You can see in my records. — Five for Fighting Copy Share Image
Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
“Never marry a man who won’t listen to you or who doesn’t respect you, no matter how sexy he may appear.” — Bryan Mooney Copy Share Image
For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like,… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and… — Phil McGraw Copy Share Image
She was as sated with him as he was tired of her. Emma had rediscovered in adultery all the banality of marriage. — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
“I shagged my sex god boss whilst my husband was on holiday with his secret mistress’ has a certain ring to it.” — Kitty French Copy Share Image
I'm a very observational storyteller, and I'm always relational - a lot of stories stem from relationships, whether it's me with my… — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
I never have crushes, apart from my husband Michael, I guess, because I was obsessed with him, and I didn't speak to… — Pete Burns Copy Share Image
Marriage of a man and a woman is clear in Biblical teaching in the Old Testament as well as in the New… — Lance B. Wickman Copy Share Image
The problem was in the past, I was just submissive to the wrong person. If you have a true partnership with your… — Porsha Williams Copy Share Image
“I wonder what I’ve married into,” Morgan Williams says. But really, this is just something Morgan says; some men have a habitual… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“That will solve nothing, my lord.” His wife strode into the kitchen, stiff pride shining in her eyes. “I told you to… — Mary Wine Copy Share Image
When you have a baby, you set off an explosion in your marriage, and when the dust settles, your marriage is different… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
What is satire if not a marriage of civil disobedience to a laugh track, a potent brew of derision and lack of… — Mona Eltahawy Copy Share Image
I would like to invite you to my wedding. Its the day Ive been dreaming of my whole life. Please come. You… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“she liked to laugh that a young widow who'd just come into a good fortune must be, to misquote Jane Austen, in… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
Marriage should not be viewed as a therapeutic step to solve problems such as homosexual inclinations or practices. — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
“The wife slept on, only roused by the cry of her child now and then, which seemed to have power over her,… — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
Happy that New York passed marriage equality tonight. A victory for human rights. Progress. — John Legend Copy Share Image
My wife is wonderful. She's one of the people who has changed my life around... or has allowed ME to change my… — Rob Walton Copy Share Image
I have one of those open and shut marriages. My pants are always open and my wife's are always shut. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Husband and wife are like a pair of scissors. They joint together, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing whoever comes between… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody tries so hard to pair wines with Indian food, and it has never been a natural marriage. — Maneet Chauhan Copy Share Image
Cause you're the apple to my pie, you're straw to my berry, you're the smoke to my high, you're the one I… — Patience Copy Share Image
“Your inability to develop a receiving heart will always limit what you could get from God.” — John Arthur Copy Share Image
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The argument between wives and whores is an old one; each one thinking that whatever she is, at least she is not… — Andrea Dworkin Copy Share Image
“time-wasting vortex where you find yourself poring through the wedding photos of someone you’ve never met instead of meeting a work deadline;” — Laura Marshall Copy Share Image
After you play husband and wife on camera multiple times, it becomes easy to be husband and wife off camera as well. — Amy Yasbeck Copy Share Image
As a kid, I wasn't sure that I would ever get married - I was not the kind of little girl who… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
“I will never let myself be caught like that—any marriage I make will be my own. A choice. A free one.” — Cat Hellisen Copy Share Image
A lot of the time when people get married in the infatuation, it will go down. That is inevitable. The infatuation stage… — Tamera Mowry Copy Share Image
“Romantic love has its place but to define relationship solely in romantic terms is like describing marriage only by what a couple… — Dermot Davis Copy Share Image
My husband's a pediatrician, so he and I talk about parenting all the time. You can't raise children who have more shame… — Brene Brown Copy Share Image
Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you… — Socrates Copy Share Image
I've been married three times. I married the girl next door when I was 22, and I wasn't a good husband, but… — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
Well, it'd certainly be fascinating if we discovered that gays were better at being married than heterosexuals are. Talk about irony. — Gail Collins Copy Share Image
An intelligent wife can make her home, in spite of exigencies, pretty much what she pleases. — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty… — Anonymous Copy Share Image