I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
It is better to be single wishing you were married than married wishing you were single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't do karaoke. I don't dance, even at weddings. I'm the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I believe in the institution of marriage and it's like a tag to cement the relationship for your friends, family and public. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never criticize your wife directly. If she looks fat in the new dress, say 'honey you have got this dress one size… — Adhir Amadavadi Copy Share Image
I've built two wooden houses near Vals. I built them for my wife. Those were private projects. — Peter Zumthor Copy Share Image
“We each can foster loving and kind relationships through meditation and repeating mantras.” — Eknath Easwaren Copy Share Image
It is impossible for a man to love his wife whole heartedly without loving all women somewhat. I suppose that the converse… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I would never be one to go striding over to any woman who caught my eye - after all, I'm the person… — Stephen Hendry Copy Share Image
After the assassination of my wife, our nation was perilously close to civil strife. If I, as the co-chairman of the Party,… — Asif Ali Zardari Copy Share Image
“At the risk of being simplistic, a railway metaphor comes to mind. John Wesley's marriage was a train wreck (Wesleyan historian, Henry… — Grant Gordon Copy Share Image
True it is, as society is instituted, marriage becomes somewhat of a lottery, for all its votaries are either the victims of… — Arthur Frederick Saunders Copy Share Image
“there was a soldier in the next room living with his wife and he would soon be going over there to protect… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“When two people fall in love, they not only give up their genuine authority over their own lives, but also, they become… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
“Genesis started with a marriage in a perfect garden between Adam and Eve; Revelation will end with a perfect marriage reimagined beyond… — Will Mancini Copy Share Image
“My mother, God rest her soul, often warned that love closes your eyes, but marriage opens them wide. I am not sure… — Jacob M. Appel Copy Share Image
I saw an interview that I did with someone, and I was horrified by it. And I said to my wife, 'This… — Mandy Patinkin Copy Share Image
If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“His wife was a tall, stringy woman, perhaps five years older than her husband—say, forty—with a mouth and chin that seemed shaped… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
Just had some great sex! My wife kept screaming for me to stop, but I couldn't hear her over her sister's moaning. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whoever withdraws their heart from wife, child, and parents and loves me, is my real lover. — Sri Sathya Sai Baba Copy Share Image
All of a sudden their husband's dead and maybe a child is dead and they have absolutely nothing - and they're heading… — Nicholas D. Kristof Copy Share Image
The old ideals are dead as nails--nothing there. It seems to me there remains only this perfect union with a woman--sort of… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“I do know that framing your husband for your murder is beyond the pale of what an average would do. But it's… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Since I am Rajini's daughter and Dhanush's wife, people may think 'why she is even bothered to work hard?' But I want… — Aishwarya R. Dhanush Copy Share Image
Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife.… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
“Child,” said the Director, “it is not a question of how you or I look on marriage but how my Masters look… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
A woman in a single state may be happy and may be miserable; but most happy, most miserable, these are epithets belonging… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
Maintaining marriage seems to be tougher than fatherhood: apparently its the most difficult thing in the world. — Kelly Slater Copy Share Image
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew. — Harry Carpenter Copy Share Image
“Do you suppose that he would have spoken if he had been alive? And do you suppose that if any of the… — August Strindberg Copy Share Image
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
“My sadistic husband has a soft side, too, and even though he likes to inflict pain on me, I know he would… — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
Do I regret getting married? It's hard for me to say anything because ultimately we're talking about the mother of my child. — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
My husband is not running for the presidency, neither are my children, neither is our business, neither are our foster children... — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
But I think it's up to a local congregation to determine whether or not a marriage should be blessed of God. And… — Tony Campolo Copy Share Image
Marriage is an arrangement by which two people start by getting the best out of each other and often end by getting… — Gerald Brenan Copy Share Image
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen. — Siddharth Katragadda Copy Share Image
I crave fit disposition for my wife; Due reference of place, and exhibition; With such accommodation, and besort, As levels with her… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
![“At the risk of being simplistic, a railway metaphor comes to mind. John Wesley's marriage was a train wreck (Wesleyan historian, Henry Rack called it a 'disaster' and 'catastrophe'); [George] Whitefield's was a freight train (satisfactory but functional); and [John] Newton's was a scenic passenger…” quote by Grant Gordon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f72/grant-gordon-240571_fitness_at-the-risk-of-being-simplistic-a-railwa_488285.jpg)
