Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel. — Thomas More Copy Share Image
“She couldn't do any worse, but then, he couldn't do better. So maybe it balanced out.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I can't decide if I'm a hippie or elegant older woman, a farmer's wife, a crazy person. — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
Nothing will undermine your effectiveness as a leader faster than a bad marriage. — Michael Hyatt Copy Share Image
One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much. — Aaron Spelling Copy Share Image
“Look for opportunities to be a regular part of a married person’s life and family. If” — Marshall Segal Copy Share Image
“You know I am not a champion of marriage. The real drawback to marriage is that it makes one unselfish. And unselfish… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Always keep your wife's picture as mobile screen-saver. whenever u face a problem, see the picture and say: If I can handle… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm… — Afroman Copy Share Image
My husband and I have watched a lot of Hitchcock movies in bulk, and there's a lot to be gained from that,… — Claire Danes Copy Share Image
We all agree that marriage is a fundamental right. And in our country, and in our society, there are no second-class citizens. — Bill T. Jones Copy Share Image
“A war was coming. No, it had already started. Vampires versus demons. Demons versus wolves. The enemy of my enemy… Is my… — Cynthia Eden Copy Share Image
I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I have always supported the rights of those who want to be in a same-sex relationship. It is an individual person's choice. — Dutee Chand Copy Share Image
My influences were mostly gospel. So I was playing my twisted Jewish equivalent of gospel music over his twisted equivalent of rock… — Al Kooper Copy Share Image
Throughout her career, many women would view Mrs. Clinton as an imperfect vessel for the feminist cause. She was a Yale-educated lawyer… — Amy Chozick Copy Share Image
I don't like pre-written raps; I think it makes the song better if you listen to the beat first. In a sense,… — Freddie Gibbs Copy Share Image
“My husband says this longing for isolation is not a good quality, that if I wanted to be a hermit I should… — Anna White Copy Share Image
The role of the disappointed lover of a maiden or of any single woman might be ridiculous; but the role of a… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
“Never marry a beautiful woman. Worship them if you must, go to bed with them if you can—by all means, everyone should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love 'The War Of The Roses,' especially as my husband is in it! I've often said to him it would be… — Catherine Zeta-Jones Copy Share Image
“Like the Second Law of Thermodynamics, which says that in closed energy systems things tend to run down and get less orderly,… — John M. Gottman Copy Share Image
I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person. — Katherine Dunham Copy Share Image
“A woman isn’t just married to her husband, but to his whole family” — Chanrithy Him Copy Share Image
“can sing my wife a song, but she really knows I love her when I do the dishes.” — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
Marriage to the groom does not means that his heart belongs to the bride. — Dennis E Adonis Copy Share Image
You married me...but you didn't marry what you could make out of me. — Wallace Stegner Copy Share Image
