A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other. — Dave Willis Copy Share Image
And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
I feel like Nick and I have the best relationship and the best marriage. — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I couldn't meet a girl without saying to myself, What kind of wife would she make?” — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
“This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
I hate to be a failure. I hate and regret the failure of my marriages. I would gladly give all my millions… — J. Paul Getty Copy Share Image
My wife, who hated every place she'd been to in her life, absolutely loved it in Scotland. — Martin O'Neill Copy Share Image
There hardly can be a greater difference between any two men, than there too often is, between the same man, a lover… — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
“Since marriage is for two people, it is difficult to remain in it when one person steps out of it.” — Gift Gugu Mona Copy Share Image
What are you looking at?” she asks. What am I looking at? My future wife? The mother of my children? The person… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
I like to think everyone gets married with the best intentions, hoping it will last forever. — Tara Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
My wife is my closest friend. Sure, I'm attracted to her in every way possible, but that's not the answer. Because I've… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
“Fatigue controls most of what you do or don’t do during the day. Everywhere you turn you feel like you simply aren’t… — Meg Meeker Copy Share Image
Families are not merely constructs of outdated convention, and traditional marriage laws were not based on animosity toward homosexuals. Rather, I believe… — Charles T. Canady Copy Share Image
“Every evening my wife makes us martinis and we talk about our days as I cook dinner and our children ignore us.… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
“The question is, If I killed your husband, would you seek revenge, or would you send me a Thank You card? I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The Voice of Heaven is a still small voice. The voice of peace in the home is a quiet voice. There is… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
“The benefits of a philosophy of neo-religious pessimism are nowhere more apparent than in relation to marriage, one of modern society’s most… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
“Voilet had told me about wives. In cultures where marriage was practiced, he had said, a woman was allowed to choose the… — Dave Duncan Copy Share Image
A clever woman often compromises her husband; a stupid woman only compromises herself. — Charles Maurice de Talleyrand Copy Share Image
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
If anybody ever marries you, it will be for the pleasure of hearing you talk piffle — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
I am happy! I'm leaving on a trip and my wife is staying in Bulgaria. — Ivan Slavkov Copy Share Image
