My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I was against gay marriage until I realized I didn't have to get one. — James Carville Copy Share Image
I was such a hands-on dad. You hate to see your wife with the burden of doing it alone. — Rob Burrow Copy Share Image
I rather love going home after a long day at work to my husband with a fresh mind. — Sanjeeda Sheikh Copy Share Image
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
a real partnership in which all parties help all others to be more fully themselves — Derrick Jensen Copy Share Image
As the head of a religious party, I am not in favor of civil marriage or the full recognition of non-Orthodox converts… — Ayelet Shaked Copy Share Image
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. — Israel Zangwill Copy Share Image
Marital happiness is far more important than anything else in determining personal well-being. — David Brooks Copy Share Image
I would have everybody marry if they can do it properly: I do not like to have people throw themselves away; but… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Counseling was amazing, but I didn't know how loved I was until after my marriage had gone through its darkest time. — Sarah Drew Copy Share Image
My husband is pretty particular about his cars. In his opinion, the Mercedes are the best of the best. — Lauren Lee Smith Copy Share Image
I've got a great life. I'm in love, I have a happy, wonderful, beautiful time with my marriage, and I have a… — Jon Anderson Copy Share Image
We Indians are musical- and dance-minded people. If a child is born or on a wedding, birthday, we dance. But when a… — Waheeda Rehman Copy Share Image
If you're married, and you have a wife, and you really love your wife, is it good enough to only say to… — Tim Tebow Copy Share Image
When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
In the age of camera phones and screenshots and Twitter… At the end of the day, I want to share my life… — Joe Manganiello Copy Share Image
“a marriage is more than a contract, or a partnership. A marriage is more than a social arrangement of mutual benefit. From… — Joseph Herrin Copy Share Image
After months of preparation, on November 1st 2010, I became a married woman. I say married but since we're both female, the… — Liz Carr Copy Share Image
“I know it is the itch between the legs which causes everything-Wars, Religions, Marriages, Elections, Families, Globalization, Trade, Literature, Science, and for… — APORVAKALA Copy Share Image
I'm done with the shows about "women got murdered by husband." My wife watches them constantly, but it makes me want to… — Billy Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Reinhart frowned at him. “I am surprised you are so quick to allude to your new wife’s lawbreaking activities.” “She would not… — Melanie Dickerson Copy Share Image
Yeah... my wife says no more reality shows in case I break another bone or something. — Chesney Hawkes Copy Share Image
There are few husbands whom the wife cannot win in the long run, by patience and love. — Margaret of Valois Copy Share Image
Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Most men don't realize their wife's worth till a judge decides the alimony amount — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because one of Arlene's husbands was a murderer is no reason for me to be ugly — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I even heard a rumor of one man killing his wife and eating her.” — Masaji Ishikawa Copy Share Image
Reagan is doing to the country what he can no longer do to his wife. — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
