Marriage tip: Time is precious. Love more so. Don't squander a drop of either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A case of can't do with, can't do without, that's why I married him again. — Dionne Warwick Copy Share Image
“An excellent mother knows she has the beautiful life, and she is a big time programmer.” — Agu Jaachynma N.E Copy Share Image
I can only speak for my husband and myself, but we don't feel like we could do any of this parenting without… — Jodi Benson Copy Share Image
I have this restlessness. I'm relentless to do things. My wife will say I'm an absolute nightmare. — Tony Pulis Copy Share Image
Every married couple has disputes from time to time, and in every good marriage, an attempt is made to overcome the dispute. — Horst Seehofer Copy Share Image
Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
One thing I'm very grateful for is that I know, every time I leave, my wife is going to keep my kids… — Johny Hendricks Copy Share Image
“That was what the season was, after all- a marriage market for the offspring of the aristocracy.” — Marissa Doyle Copy Share Image
Impersonal criticism?is like an impersonal fist fight or an impersonal marriage, and as successful. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
I like to look good, but I like my body to function well more than anything. For me, it's as spiritual and… — Willi Smith Copy Share Image
If your neighbor has a completely different view on abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research, all of those things, you still are… — Phil McGraw Copy Share Image
When does she do all this thinking? We're together all the time but she thinks deeply about things and with feeling and… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
The death of a man's wife is like cutting down an ancient oak that has long shaded the family mansion. Henceforth the… — Alphonse de Lamartine Copy Share Image
“Now, you can stand it when your body emits a stench before you realize it, or when it festers and becomes pussy… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“The Second Table of the Ten Commandments reads in Hebrew something like this: 'Don't kill; don't be vile; don't steal; don't tell… — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
“Great. We can pick out our colors." "What?" "For the wedding. I'm thinking melon and mint. Supposed to be really hot next… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“they’ve come here to dance, drawn sideways from their route home by the music and by bravado, and now they are hesitating,… — Jon McGregor Copy Share Image
Whenever I read a book about a marriage, I always feel I'm being lied to. — Stephen Marche Copy Share Image
My wife deals with real problems. My problems aren't problems - they're inconveniences. — Scooter Braun Copy Share Image
Love is giving, marriage is buying and selling. You can't put love into a contract. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Turn, O backsliding children, saith the Lord; for I am married unto you. — Ellen G. White Copy Share Image
I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me. — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
Patience, it will be a mere 100 yrs afore thy father release the to be wed. — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have no idea if I will go for an arranged marriage or love marriage. — Shaheer Sheikh Copy Share Image
“She'd married him for all the reasons she might hire a long-term employee.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image