My wife was gone, all other girls failed to cooperate, so I decided to wear a pouch of animal blood myself and… — Arunachalam Muruganantham Copy Share Image
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One doesn't have to get anywhere in a marriage. It's not a public conveyance. — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image
Every marriage is different, but the most important factor in a strong relationship is the love and harmony between the couple. — Hema Malini Copy Share Image
If you don't simply communicate with your spouse what household tasks you would like them to do, you are setting yourself up… — Emily V. Gordon Copy Share Image
It's not a failure if a marriage or partnership ends after a certain number of years. I think, in general, we expect… — Deborah Moggach Copy Share Image
I've actually always wanted to write like a one-person show that was sort of a romantic comedy - a show that was… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“A water birth was all she could think about apart from getting away from her husband, Mackay, the knight in shining armour… — Stuart Wakefield Copy Share Image
Maintaining marriage seems to be tougher than fatherhood: apparently its the most difficult thing in the world. — Kelly Slater Copy Share Image
Sooner or later they are going to live in a New York City where gay marriage is not only legal, but it's… — Anthony Weiner Copy Share Image
My favorite time to dance is at, like, wedding receptions, when it's all ages and everyone seems to be having fun. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
I made a wedding planning book and a whole double page is dedicated to the dogs. — Stacey Solomon Copy Share Image
I never said Kristen ruined my wedding. At the time, when a million other things had fallen apart that day, I felt… — Scheana Shay Copy Share Image
I figured my wife was about to start law school. If that whole baseball pitching thing didn't work out, I had something… — Tim Hudson Copy Share Image
“Establish a "zone of tranquility" where your drunken wife can't find you.” — Viktor Kalvachev Copy Share Image
“But the guy sitting at the table next to me who'd been imagining killing his wife and was now imagining seducing me… — Lori Brighton Copy Share Image
I think other people like me can have their minds changed once they meet gay couples and families. We shouldn't ban love… — Angelina Pivarnick Copy Share Image
“I wasn't thinking of marriage, just commitment. I wasn't thinking of forever, just reveling in now. We don't know yet how long… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road. — Brian Welch Copy Share Image
I returned to New Orleans and my problems with pari-mutuel windows and a dark-haired, milk-skinned wife from Martinique who went home with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Bringing up the rear, the place of greatest danger, comes Tiger Lily, proudly erect, a princess in her own right. She is… — J.M. Barrie Copy Share Image
Sack Lodge: Claire, you get your fucking ass on that altar right now! John Beckwith: Wow, we're getting a great preview of… — Wedding Crashers Copy Share Image
Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
