“Women can’t resist a man with strong squeezing hands. Tells us you must be great at, oh, I don’t know…making juice. Opening jars. Crushing beer cans.” — Meg Maguire Copy Share Image
“All men think they're great kissers. Just like you think you're the only decent driver on the road." "Maybe, but I am. Amazing kisser.… — Meg Maguire Copy Share Image
“Here.” He spread his legs wider and patted the floor between them. “You’ll be warmer, and I promise I won’t grope you or anything.”… — Meg Maguire Copy Share Image
“Women can’t resist a man with strong squeezing hands. Tells us you must be great at, oh, I don’t know…making juice. Opening jars. Crushing… — Meg Maguire Copy Share Image
“Indeed. Oh, and Fal?” “Yeah?” “Get laid, while you’re up there, won’t you?” “Oh, God.” “Seriously. Your hymen’s going to grow back, it’s been… — Meg Maguire Copy Share Image
“Nice. Wait--- so, does he know? Does he know he's the only person who's ever flipped your pancake?” — Meg Maguire Copy Share Image
