Mail Order Quotes by Zoidberg

Ooh, he new issue is out!

— Zoidberg

Its good cholestorol but it spreads like bad cholestorol.

— Zoidberg

I am Zoidberg, home owner!

— Zoidberg

The President is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honour!

— Zoidberg

Hmm, this love intrigues me. Teach me to fake it!

— Zoidberg

Jamaican me crazy!

— Zoidberg

You're student loans have been repayed? Then how about lending your old pal Zoidberg a few bucks, Mr Millionaire.

— Zoidberg

A buffet… oh if only I'd brought my wallet with me.

— Zoidberg

I'll just turn the wheel to maximum fastness.

— Zoidberg

Yippe ki yay! You'll never guess where I have been!

— Zoidberg

Casual hello. It's me, Zoidberg. Act naturally.

— Zoidberg

And why did I have to take a cab?

— Zoidberg