Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My mom raised me to be clean, so it's in my nature. I have two little girls, and I'm married, but we've… — Vanilla Ice Copy Share Image
Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, I will not live in a house with a Little John. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
Good morrow, 'tis Saint Valentine's Day, All in the morn betime, And I a maid at your window, To be your valentine. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Be good, sweet maid, and don't forget that this involves being as clever as you can. — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Mothers, wives and maids, These be the tools with which priests manage men. — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
No sooner does a divine gift reveal itself in youth or maid than its market value becomes the decisive consideration, and the… — John Lancaster Spalding Copy Share Image
Suddenly he stops. He looks up. For, lo, there she stands. The girl of his dreams. Who she is or whence she… — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
We sometimes think that we hate flattery, but we only hate the manner in which it is done. [Fr., On croit quelquefoir… — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
I am your wife if you will marry me. If not, I'll die your maid. To be your fellow You may deny… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Men who neglect philosophy while busying themselves with ordinary affairs are like the Suitors [in the Odyssey] who desired Penelope but went… — Gorgias Copy Share Image
This is the month, and this the happy morn, wherein the Son of heaven's eternal King, of wedded Maid and Virgin Mother… — John Milton Copy Share Image
I'm going to have to take one of my bedrooms and gut it out and make it into a big closet, because… — Missy Elliot Copy Share Image
The wild hawk to the wind-swept sky The deer to the wholesome wold; And the heart of a man to the heart… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
Seems there's a big debate going on about whether a new TV commercial for Minute Maid orange juice portrays Popeye and Bluto… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A long time ago, in a town with which I used to be familiarly acquainted, there dwelt an elderly person of grim… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
The child--a skilled actor with a hundred masks: a different one for his mother, father, grandmother or grandfather, for a stern or… — Janusz Korczak Copy Share Image
As children, we looked up to our maids and our nannies, who were playing in some ways the role of our mothers.… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
I'm actually a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals a day. And I only read books related to… — Hiro Fujiwara Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I'd wake up extraordinarily early every morning and turn on the television, scanning for episodes of 'The… — Ben Shapiro Copy Share Image
Gareth turned to Gregory. “Your sister will be safe with me,” he said. “I give you my vow.” “Oh, I have no… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
Rebecca held her head high and swanned across the hallway, but as she neared the footman, she could see quite plainly that… — Elizabeth Hoyt Copy Share Image
Heav'n first taught letters for some wretch's aid, Some banish'd lover, or some captive maid. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
So do you know when the maids coming becuase its getting a little messy? — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
children had no place in love affairs. Children ought to be born to widows and old maids. — Mary Borden Copy Share Image
Since all the maids are good and lovable, from whence come the bad wives? — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
I sighed. "And what am I to you, Al?" "My maid," he said brightly. "Shall we do this? — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth" — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
If the soup had been as warm as the wine; if the wine had been as old as the turkey; and if… — Duncan Hines Copy Share Image
I have known the silence of the stars and of the sea. And the silence of the city when it pauses, And… — Edgar Lee Masters Copy Share Image
I know not which I love the most, Nor which the comeliest shows, The timid, bashful violet Or the royal-hearted rose: The… — Phoebe Cary Copy Share Image
“Whatever sacrifices I made for you are none of your business. All you gotta do is grow and be happy. Then I'll… — Devious Maids Zoila Copy Share Image
The proper motto is not Be good, sweet maid, and let who can be clever, but Be good sweet maid, and don't… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Well, dinner would have been splendid... if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He called her: mother of pearl, barley woman, rice provider, millet basket, corn maid, flax princess, all-maker, weef She called him: fawn,… — Judy Grahn Copy Share Image
![“We sometimes think that we hate flattery, but we only hate the manner in which it is done. [Fr., On croit quelquefoir hair la flatterie; maid on ne hait que a maniere de flatter.]” quote by Francois de La Rochefoucauld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f92/francois-de-la-rochefoucauld-1_done_we-sometimes-think-that-we-hate-flattery_815207.jpg)
![“Men who neglect philosophy while busying themselves with ordinary affairs are like the Suitors [in the Odyssey] who desired Penelope but went to bed with her maids.” quote by Gorgias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/617/gorgias-47988_affair_men-who-neglect-philosophy-while-busying_1405082.jpg)
