A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it,… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
You cannot immunize sick, malnourished children and expect them to get away with it. You'll kill far more children than would have… — Archie Kalokerinos Copy Share Image
After six years of working on low-budget independent films of the too-weird-to-watch variety, being asked by DreamWorks to come and play with… — Sienna Guillory Copy Share Image
In the Great Depression, employment was not low because investment was low. Employment and investment were low because labor market institutions and… — Edward C. Prescott Copy Share Image
I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
In Chicago 3,000 people have been shot since January 1st. We're not going to let that happen. Our inner cities are almost… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
American mainstream is obsessed with black creative genius - be it music, walk, style - but at the same time puts a… — Cornel West Copy Share Image
We simply must get it through our heads that holding a low opinion of ourselves is not a virtue, but a vice. — Maxwell Maltz Copy Share Image
China should have a currency which is a much higher value relative to the dollar and other things. What they're doing is… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Everything I know now . . . the pitfalls, the highs and lows, everything . . . it taught me and made stronger. — Ray Allen Copy Share Image
I have a low tolerance for people who complain about things but never do anything to change them. This led me to… — Cindy Gallop Copy Share Image
Our own lives feel so disordered and confusing, so it's amazing to me that the filmmakers caught the personal, emotional high points… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
Anyone who thinks that people can be fooled or pushed around has an inaccurate and pretty low estimate of people - and… — Leo Burnett Copy Share Image
By your own folly you will be brought as low as your worst enemy wishes. — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
Dad nods, looks me dead in the eyes; slowly and regretfully, he banishes all the smiling and joking from his face, and… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
There is no better way to quickly buoy hard-pressed homeowners than helping them take advantage of the currently record low fixed mortgage… — Mark Zandi Copy Share Image
The poet's habit of living should be set on a key so low that the common influences should delight him. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm long overdue for a "one for me" movie, so I've got two low-budget indy personal things I'm working… — Greg Mottola Copy Share Image
The most realistic distinction between the investor and the speculator is found in their attitude toward stock-market movements. The speculator's primary interest… — Benjamin Graham Copy Share Image
Wit is its own remedy. Liberty and commerce bring it to its true standard. The only danger is the laying an embargo.… — Anthony Ashley-Cooper, 7th Earl of Shaftesbury Copy Share Image
Because of their low earnings and family obligations, Latinas would not be putting much money into private investment accounts. An average Latina… — Grace Napolitano Copy Share Image
We are not that flash, me or the missus. In fact, we are quite low-maintenance. — Guy Ritchie Copy Share Image
