“XEROX AND WURLITZER HAVE ANNOUNCED THEY WILL MERGE TO MARKET REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS” — Linda Howard Investing Copy Share Image
“REQUIRED TO TAKE A COMBINATION OF GINKGO AND VIAGRA, SO YOU CAN REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE DOING.” — Linda Howard Ginkgo Viagra Copy Share Image
Do you know why men name their cocks?" "No, why?" she asked, trying to stifle her laughter. "So most of the major… — Linda Howard Decision Copy Share Image
“I told you, we haven't had sex! It was just a kiss." Like the Viper was just a car, and Mount Everest… — Linda Howard Mount everest Copy Share Image
I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea… — Linda Howard Fleas Copy Share Image
Death isn't peaceful; it is just nothing. Everything is gone. No more sunrises, no more hopes, no more fears. Nothing. — Linda Howard Death Copy Share Image
What are you doing?” she cried in protest. “Playing,” he said, the single word rough, almost guttural. — Linda Howard Cried Copy Share Image
“It was amazing how flowers could grow in the damnedest places, but the Devlin weed patch had sprouted quite a wildflower in… — Linda Howard Flower Copy Share Image
“He's thought he was willing to do anything in order to get what he wanted, what was right for his kind. He'd… — Linda Howard Paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance Copy Share Image
“You see?" he asked, his voice softening to a velvety punas he felt her tremble. His warm breath stirred her hair. "All… — Linda Howard Gaze Copy Share Image
By morning, she was raw and sore, and knew walking would be an effort. By morning, she could barely remember what it… — Linda Howard Arms Copy Share Image
“She started to tell him so, but the words vanished unsaid when he abruptly thrust his hands under her skirt, all the… — Linda Howard Black ice Copy Share Image
“This life wasn't all there was; there was more, much more, and when people spoke of death as "passing" they were exactly… — Linda Howard Comforting Copy Share Image
“You look like you're about to puke," he observed, pushing his cart forward. With a quick, inner shake she gathered herself and… — Linda Howard Puke Copy Share Image
“Before you know it, you'll be smiling at her across the breakfast table." "I don't smile," Cahill said, though he was having… — Linda Howard Dying-to-please Copy Share Image
“He snorted. "They were probably scared." "Scared!" For some reason, that hurt, just a little. She felt her lower lip wobble. "I'm… — Linda Howard Scared Copy Share Image
“In the rest room next door there was a long, explosive sound of gas releasing, then a contented 'Ahhh.' Grace clapped a… — Linda Howard Hysterical Copy Share Image
“Carlin closed her eyes, rolled onto her side, and took a long, deep breath. Maybe she should just stop fighting it and… — Linda Howard Twitches Copy Share Image
“He whirled her against the refrigerator, his hands hard on her waist. Startled, she dropped her purse and keys to the floor… — Linda Howard Gaze Copy Share Image
“She’d wanted love, a husband and children, a home filled with laughter and security, the things she’d never had as a child.… — Linda Howard Children Copy Share Image
“He lifted her hand to his mouth. The touch of his lips was soft on her scraped palm, the tiny licks of… — Linda Howard Gaze Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what's wrong!" he roared, "I'm trying to quit smoking!" Then he strode angrily to the truck, leaving her standing… — Linda Howard Buffalo Copy Share Image
“She felt both relaxed and protected with him, at least from outside forces. Nothing, it seemed, could protect her from him, and… — Linda Howard Muttered Copy Share Image
“What is it about having a period that makes women so bitchy?” I paused for a moment, struggling against the urge to… — Linda Howard Bitchy Copy Share Image
“She had no sense of time, of what day it was, or anything beyond the bed she was on and the unceasing… — Linda Howard Bitch Copy Share Image
“There was no going back...because some roads you just couldn't travel again.” — Linda Howard Road Copy Share Image
