“Didn't your mother teach you anything? That the best way to find true love is to fuck around with any guy who will say yes and screw men in relationships? Think of your reputation! Who will love you now, whore?… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“Didn't your mother teach you anything? That the best way to find true love is to fuck around with any guy who will say… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“We get buzzed and smile at each other, talk talk talk, then a lull, then talk talk talk talk and he announces he's drunk.… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“It's crazy difficult to get lost in passion without the ignition of a kiss.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“What he wants-actual friendship, over a sustained period, as a kind of audition of romantic possibility-is a long and windingly manipulative road that I… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“Man, Pfizer isn't kidding when they say that Viagra gives you the physical ability to get a boner, but that you still need to… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“I wish I could get drunk and do useful things without remembering -like finishing a book, or cleaning the tub.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“ Natural body. I suppose I can live with that. That's the best euphemism for fat, lazy slob I've ever heard and no matter… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“...there was this moment-a moment affected by exhaustion, Zyban, nicotine withdrawal, alcohol, marijuana, dreamy sensual music, and testosterone-when I lost track of whose ass… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“Surprisingly, Robert's bare, lubed, thin cock didn't slide into his lover's hole easily. It stopped an inch in, jammed like Pooh in Rabbit's front… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“I wondered if I still had cum on my face, dried and obvious. Awful: sitting, waiting, in that burger joint, feeling drunk and high… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“Whoever coined the phrase "honesty is the best policy" was a liar. Me and my big mouth.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
