I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
There is no balm of Gilead, No salve, no soothing ointment To stay the pain of one who's had In love a… — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they're worse to get on — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Some people can carry a tune, but they seem to stagger under the load. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Book burning is a charming old custom, hallowed by antiquity. It has been practiced for centuries by fascists, communists, atheists, school children, rival authors,… — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
“Shake and shake the catsup bottle. None will come, and then a lot'll.” — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its symptoms are… — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
The hand is quicker than the eye is, but somewhat slower than the fly is. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Rather than earn money, it was Thoreau's idea to reduce his wants so that he would not need to buy anything. As he went… — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
In such novels as This Side of Paradise and The Great Gatsby, Fitzgerald depicts the spirit of the hour which is usually about 4… — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
