“You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. (As Silent Bob)” — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
“GOD DOESN’T HATE FAGS OR ANYBODY ELSE FOR THAT MATTER. GOD SAVES! THEN, GOD PASSES IT TO GRETZKY - WHO ROOFS THAT SHIT, TOP-SHELF!… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
I grew up in a pretty gay world - my brother's gay and he's been married to a man for 20 years, which is… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
There was never any down side to casting friends over professionals. It was always fun seeing folks who never performed before stretching their wings. — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
I know what it feels like to carry a lot of weight in a society that's very image-conscious. It's a thin person's world, and… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
Sometimes the path you're on is not as important as the direction you're heading. — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
In anything I've ever written, all the characters sound like me, which I don't think is a bad thing. It makes sense. But I… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
Other filmmakers make their movies and put them out and that's that. For me, for some odd reason, it goes deeper than that. — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
So I know how I watch movies which is on my laptop, man. And that's how I suspect a lot of people do it. — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
It's too expensive, that's the thing nobody wants to talk about. It is too expensive to make movies. That's not true, it is too… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
Based on the timely and helpful responses to my support issues, I feel that I made the right decision to become a customer earlier… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
“Brodie Bruce: You're gonna listen to me? To something I said!? Jesus, man, haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
