The Edith Head Trio, I would say, would be even less of a musical career than playing the accordion, particularly because I… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemetery? — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
It's different," you said. "You've made, Min, everything different for me. Everything's like coffee you made me try, better than I ever… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I wrote Rick before I was published, and I had no vision of it, really. It was just a story that occurred… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I was too jitterbuggy happy to sleep, and the whole day kept playing in my brain's little screening room. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I can't imagine why you would want to take your child to see what the career of a writer is like, because it mostly… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I love you so soundly and I will do anything to drag you forward.” — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and millions. And… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“The matches were a little 'he loves me, he loves me not,' but then I saw right on the box that I had twenty-four,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I didn't like books where people played on a sports team and won a bunch of games, or went to summer camp and had… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
The Basic Eight and Watch Your Mouth both have first-person voices, and I ended up investigating those voices and investing so much in them… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
